Tonight was fucked. Fuck this

poopflow:

what would jesus do?

not u lmao

kyoukokirigiri:

(Gasps loudly) Someone……….was comfotbale….enouhg…..to DO THE SEx?????? SOMOEN./…Made a personal deisicisoin with Their own Body??Someone was matur e enough to Do That? No. No. Absolutely NOT. Slut. TOTAL SLut. horible person. parents NOT Proud. Obama is disappointed. Do Not Have Sex Before Checking With Me First And I’ll Tell You If It’s Ok.

cokeflow:

when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god

This mf saying he only fucks for ten minutes. Naw. Naw. I ain’t about this life.

kunty:

android18:

why does this have so many notes i don’t understand

meladoodle:

coolgirlfriend:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

bowlegsandangels:

killercest:

cameronjohngodfrey:

azazels-child:

why is sexuality such a big thing like 

just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent

why is it such a huge thing

You should run for office.

if i ran for office i would end up legalizing situational murder

yeah, definitely run for office.

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

andrewpauldost:

i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza